The Duck Commander

I decided to wait a few days before I commented on the Phil Robertson’s interview with GQ magazine.  I knew immediately that Phil’s comments would ignite a media firestorm against Christians, I was not wrong.  Phil’s comments on sin, and specifically on homosexuality set everyone, even Fox News spinning on their ears.  Even the most conservative commentators prefaced their monologs (and almost every sentence) by saying, “while I don’t agree with Mr. Robertson”, even while spouting that they, themselves were Christians.  Bill O’Reilly pointed out that only God could pass judgment upon man, which is true.  However, Phil was not judging, he was merely pointing out what God has already deemed sinful behavior.

The fact is that if you are a Christian, as I am, you understand that homosexuals are committing a sin.  If they continue this practice throughout their lives and never repent of their sin, they will go to hell.  That is not supposition it is fact.  Yes, if they truly repent and ask forgiveness for their sin, with an honest heart they will be forgiven, that is just the way it works. 

As for the way Phil explained his viewpoints, again he was just telling the truth in the most direct way he could.  Pro-gay advocates can try to explain homosexuality any way that want, no matter how they try to spin their view point; it still comes down to the fact that it is an unnatural act.  Nature has a way of working things out in the most expedient manner.  The urge to procreate in animals (including us) occurs for one reason, to reproduce.  To stimulate the natural urge to continue the species, the body releases chemicals into the body that makes a person feel good when procreating.  Thus the mating “urge”.  Now nature also has a way of eliminating things that are not necessary for the survival of the species.  Biologically, it is necessary to humans to have a male and female in order to reproduce.  Therefore, two males, or females for that matter cannot produce an offspring.  Even with today’s technology, we cannot reproduce with only a male sperm or female egg.  In essence, nature is ensuring that homosexual activity is limited to one generation.  It prevents the flaw from being passed on to a second generation by necessitating heterosexual behavior in order to reproduce.  If it were not so, humans would spontaneously change sex when in a single sex environment, just like several amphibians do. 

Now I’m going to get into something a little gross, so don’t let the kids read this.  Some pro-gay folk would argue that if my explanation about the mating “urge” is true, why do gays like the feeling of being sodomized.  That is your body being tricked by biology.  Your body releases chemicals that make you feel good for several reasons, mostly to promote some type of necessary behavior.  In the case of pleasure attained from homosexual behavior, is because your body releases a small about of chemicals in order to promote good bowel movements.  The intent of the chemical release is to cause you to flex and relax thereby pushing waste from your body.  Now I am going to get crude, the friction against the prostate gland and anal ring caused by the introduction of a foreign object into the anus mimics a turd.  Therefore, the pleasure a person feels from the introduction of foreign objects into the rectum is an unnatural act.